Do you want to get rich quick and make lots of money? Do you want to help out a good cause? Then contact me, Chipmunk E. Moneybags! I can take your money and make your dreams come true*!
Oh, OK...I will write about myself and not my desire to make money. Hello everyone, I am Chipmunk E. Moneybags, and I am the city of Animal-Ville's most successful business owner! I currently own over 25 businesses that operate within the city of Animal-Ville. The reason I have been given my on page is to show that anyone can make it in the city of Animal-Ville. The people here want me to tell you my origin story so here it goes:
I was born in 2008 in the Catskill Mountains. I used to hang out at the North-South Lake Campground (yes I met Black Bear there) and live in a small little tree. One day this couple (two humans) was camping in a site where my tree was located. With them they had a group of three-month old puppies running around. One of the puppies (who will probably get his own page) was a bit special, and was easily tricked into giving me his stuff. So I challenged him and his siblings to a game of acorn football.
If my team of chipmunks won, we got to keep all his stuff. If his team of puppies won, we had to give them a sack of acorns. Well we played a good game, but us chipmunks are much better at acorn football then that puppies were, so we won the bet. At the end of the week, my siblings and I went back to Long Island with the puppies and their owners to claim their stuff. But by the time I got to Long Island I was becoming friends with the special puppy. He was so much fun to hang out with because he would just do anything I said.
Long story short, me and the puppy became friends. My siblings all returned to North Lake, and his siblings eventually grew up and moved away. Me and the puppy stayed behind, and together we founded (well mostly I did) the City of Animal-Ville. My first business was to rent out boxes to different animals to live in.
Everything was going great until this dumb bunny moved in. He looked stupid, but he was smart! And he moved all his siblings in too. I was loving the money, over 200 bunnies moved in within a single month! But with them came the problem...the first bunny decided that we should declare the land a city. I wanted to name it Chipmunk's City, but he decided that it should be a democracy, and all his siblings sided with him. So the bunny got his way. (No way I could fight 200 bunnies at once!) At least I got to keep my business!
Once we became a City, I was able to open up more ways to make money. I opened "Chipmunk's Tree House" a hotel for the traveling animals that passed through the city. Then I opened "Acorn Casino's" across from the hotel. The Casino is where I made my money! Once I was rich I built everything from Banks to Amusement Parks. I own a Car Dealership, Storage Facilities, and an online business called "Acorn.com" If you need anything in the city, you can come to me! I have a great radio station, and a T.V. station too! That is how I became the most powerful chipmunk, and the richest animal in the city!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, that's enough of my history, I have businesses to run and a puppy to scam! See all you suckers, I mean people, when you come to my latest attraction. -Visit the city of animal-ville online- Only $9.95 you can see the city in all its splendor!
Peace Out,
The Chipmunk
*Not an actual promise.
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| Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence. ~Max Amsterdam |
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